Official Character Sheet · D&D 5e
My Chemical Neighborhood
Dubya
The DeciderWild Magic Sorcerer 6 / Bard 1 · Character Level 7 · Proficiency +3
"I'm the decider, and I decided to cast Fireball. On myself. Strategery."
Ability Scores
Saving Throws
Skills
A Charisma typhoon. A wet paper bag at anything requiring books. Passive Perception 11 — he does not notice things.
The Vibe Sheet
Combat
Class Features
Wild Magic Surge Lv 1
After casting a sorcerer spell of 1st level+, the DM may have you roll a d20. On a 1, roll on the Surge table — chaos fires immediately, like it or not.
Tides of Chaos Lv 1
Once per long rest, give yourself advantage on an attack, check, or save. The DM can refund it early by triggering a Surge. The engine of the whole character.
Metamagic Lv 3
Subtle Spell (1 pt) — no verbal/somatic components; convenient, since he was never going to say the words right. Quickened Spell (2 pts) — cast a 1-action spell as a bonus action.
Bend Luck Lv 6
Reaction + 2 sorcery points: add or subtract 1d4 to anyone's roll. You nudge fate for the whole band.
Bardic Inspiration (d6) Bard 1
Bonus action: hand an ally a d6 for a roll. 4 uses / long rest. Reflavor: a between-songs pep yell.
Feat — Lucky V. Human
3 luck points per long rest to reroll an attack, check, or save (or force an enemy reroll). The single most George W. Bush feat in the game.
Spellcasting
Tap any spell or slot to see what it does ↓
Cantrips · always free, never use a slot
Sorcerer Spells · up to 3rd
Bard Spells · 1st
Cantrips are little spells you can cast as often as you want — they never run out. Leveled spells (1st and up) cost a spell slot; spend one and it's gone until you rest. You have 11 slots total across levels 1–4.
When a spell forces a save, enemies roll against your Spell Save DC 15. When a spell makes an attack, you roll +7 to hit. Both come from your sky-high Charisma.
Tap a spell above to see what it actually does in play.
When to use it
You know no 4th-level spells — but you can upcast into that 4th slot. Fireball-as-a-4th = bigger Mission Accomplished.
Wild Magic Surge · Bushism Reflavors
Dice Roller
Bushisms · On the Record
"Authenticated field recordings. Context does not help."
They Misunderestimated Me
"They misunderestimated me."
— Bentonville, Arkansas · November 6, 2000Is Our Children Learning
"Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?"
— Florence, South Carolina · January 11, 2000The Human Being and the Fish
"I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully."
— Saginaw, Michigan · September 29, 2000Neither Do We
"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we."
— Washington, D.C. · August 5, 2004The OB-GYNs
"Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB-GYNs aren't able to practice their love with women all across this country."
— Poplar Bluff, Missouri · September 6, 2004Fool Me — You Can't Get Fooled Again
"There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again."
— Nashville, Tennessee · September 17, 2002The Past Is Over
"I think we agree, the past is over."
— On Good Morning America · May 10, 2000Three Jobs — That Is Fantastic
"You work three jobs? … Uniquely American, isn't it? I mean, that is fantastic that you're doing that."
— To a divorced mother of three · Omaha, Nebraska · February 4, 2005Long Gone Before They Figure It Out
"I'll be long gone before some smart person ever figures out what happened inside this Oval Office."
— Washington, D.C. · May 12, 2008Catapult the Propaganda
"See, in my line of work you got to keep repeating things over and over and over again for the truth to sink in, to kind of catapult the propaganda."
— Greece, New York · May 24, 2005I'm the Decider
"I'm the decider, and I decide what is best. And what's best is for Don Rumsfeld to remain as the secretary of defense."
— Washington, D.C. · April 18, 2006I Believe What I Believe Is Right
"I know what I believe. I will continue to articulate what I believe and what I believe — I believe what I believe is right."
— Rome, Italy · July 22, 2001The Haves and the Have-Mores
"This is an impressive crowd — the haves and the have-mores. Some people call you the elites; I call you my base."
— Al Smith Memorial Dinner · October 19, 2000War Is Really Peace
"I just want you to know that, when we talk about war, we're really talking about peace."
— Washington, D.C. · June 18, 2002Our Priorities Is Our Faith
"Our priorities is our faith."
— Greensboro, North Carolina · October 10, 2000Fantastic Pictures
"One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures."
— U.S. News & World Report · January 3, 2000The Internets
"I hear there's rumors on the Internets that we're going to have a draft."
— Second Presidential Debate · October 8, 2004They Thought We Were Arrogant
"I think if you know what you believe, it makes it a lot easier to answer questions. I can't answer your question."
— Reynoldsburg, Ohio · October 4, 2000Make the Pie Higher
"I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family."
— Greater Nashua, New Hampshire · January 27, 2000My Chemical Neighborhood ♥ investigating what the gods did