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Official Character Sheet · D&D 5e

My Chemical Neighborhood

Dubya

The Decider

Wild Magic Sorcerer 6 / Bard 1 · Character Level 7 · Proficiency +3

"I'm the decider, and I decided to cast Fireball. On myself. Strategery."
Class & Level
Sorcerer 6 / Bard 1
Background
Entertainer
Race
Variant Human
Alignment
Chaotic Goofy
Band Role
Frontman
Experience
Misunderestimated

Ability Scores

Str
10
+0
Dex
13
+1
Con
15
+2
Int
8
−1
Wis
12
+1
Cha
18
+4

Saving Throws

Strength+0
Dexterity+1
Constitution+5
Intelligence−1
Wisdom+1
Charisma+7

Skills

AcrobaticsDex+4
Animal HandlingWis+1
ArcanaInt−1
AthleticsStr+3
DeceptionCha+7
HistoryInt−1
InsightWis+1
IntimidationCha+7
InvestigationInt−1
MedicineWis+1
NatureInt−1
PerceptionWis+1
PerformanceCha+7
PersuasionCha+7
ReligionInt−1
Sleight of HandDex+1
StealthDex+1
SurvivalWis+1

A Charisma typhoon. A wet paper bag at anything requiring books. Passive Perception 11 — he does not notice things.

The Vibe Sheet

Band · My Chemical Neighborhood
Catchphrase · "I'm the decider" (triggers Tides of Chaos)
Focus · the electric guitar — every spell is a power chord
Tragic flaw · INT 8. Does not know what the gods did. Confident he'll find out.

Combat

45
Hit Points · 6d6 + 1d8
14
Armor Class
+1
Initiative
30
Speed (ft)
+3
Proficiency
d6
Bardic Insp. ×4
6
Sorcery Pts
Spell Save DC 15
Spell Attack +7
Casting Stat CHA

Class Features

Wild Magic Surge Lv 1

After casting a sorcerer spell of 1st level+, the DM may have you roll a d20. On a 1, roll on the Surge table — chaos fires immediately, like it or not.

Tides of Chaos Lv 1

Once per long rest, give yourself advantage on an attack, check, or save. The DM can refund it early by triggering a Surge. The engine of the whole character.

Metamagic Lv 3

Subtle Spell (1 pt) — no verbal/somatic components; convenient, since he was never going to say the words right. Quickened Spell (2 pts) — cast a 1-action spell as a bonus action.

Bend Luck Lv 6

Reaction + 2 sorcery points: add or subtract 1d4 to anyone's roll. You nudge fate for the whole band.

Bardic Inspiration (d6) Bard 1

Bonus action: hand an ally a d6 for a roll. 4 uses / long rest. Reflavor: a between-songs pep yell.

Feat — Lucky V. Human

3 luck points per long rest to reroll an attack, check, or save (or force an enemy reroll). The single most George W. Bush feat in the game.

Spellcasting

Tap any spell or slot to see what it does ↓

Cantrips · always free, never use a slot

Sorcerer Spells · up to 3rd

Bard Spells · 1st

Your spellbook, explained

Cantrips are little spells you can cast as often as you want — they never run out. Leveled spells (1st and up) cost a spell slot; spend one and it's gone until you rest. You have 11 slots total across levels 1–4.

When a spell forces a save, enemies roll against your Spell Save DC 15. When a spell makes an attack, you roll +7 to hit. Both come from your sky-high Charisma.

Tap a spell above to see what it actually does in play.

You know no 4th-level spells — but you can upcast into that 4th slot. Fireball-as-a-4th = bigger Mission Accomplished.

Wild Magic Surge · Bushism Reflavors

Cast Fireball centered on yourself"Mission Accomplished"
Regain a sorcery point"Strategery"
See invisible creatures for 1 minute"Now it's actionable intel"
Your skin changes color"They misunderestimated me"
You teleport 30 feet"You're with me, or over there"

Dice Roller

Roll dice to start accumulating.

Bushisms · On the Record

"Authenticated field recordings. Context does not help."

They Misunderestimated Me

"They misunderestimated me."

— Bentonville, Arkansas · November 6, 2000
Is Our Children Learning

"Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?"

— Florence, South Carolina · January 11, 2000
The Human Being and the Fish

"I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully."

— Saginaw, Michigan · September 29, 2000
Neither Do We

"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we."

— Washington, D.C. · August 5, 2004
The OB-GYNs

"Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB-GYNs aren't able to practice their love with women all across this country."

— Poplar Bluff, Missouri · September 6, 2004
Fool Me — You Can't Get Fooled Again

"There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again."

— Nashville, Tennessee · September 17, 2002
The Past Is Over

"I think we agree, the past is over."

— On Good Morning America · May 10, 2000
Three Jobs — That Is Fantastic

"You work three jobs? … Uniquely American, isn't it? I mean, that is fantastic that you're doing that."

— To a divorced mother of three · Omaha, Nebraska · February 4, 2005
Long Gone Before They Figure It Out

"I'll be long gone before some smart person ever figures out what happened inside this Oval Office."

— Washington, D.C. · May 12, 2008
Catapult the Propaganda

"See, in my line of work you got to keep repeating things over and over and over again for the truth to sink in, to kind of catapult the propaganda."

— Greece, New York · May 24, 2005
I'm the Decider

"I'm the decider, and I decide what is best. And what's best is for Don Rumsfeld to remain as the secretary of defense."

— Washington, D.C. · April 18, 2006
I Believe What I Believe Is Right

"I know what I believe. I will continue to articulate what I believe and what I believe — I believe what I believe is right."

— Rome, Italy · July 22, 2001
The Haves and the Have-Mores

"This is an impressive crowd — the haves and the have-mores. Some people call you the elites; I call you my base."

— Al Smith Memorial Dinner · October 19, 2000
War Is Really Peace

"I just want you to know that, when we talk about war, we're really talking about peace."

— Washington, D.C. · June 18, 2002
Our Priorities Is Our Faith

"Our priorities is our faith."

— Greensboro, North Carolina · October 10, 2000
Fantastic Pictures

"One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures."

— U.S. News & World Report · January 3, 2000
The Internets

"I hear there's rumors on the Internets that we're going to have a draft."

— Second Presidential Debate · October 8, 2004
They Thought We Were Arrogant

"I think if you know what you believe, it makes it a lot easier to answer questions. I can't answer your question."

— Reynoldsburg, Ohio · October 4, 2000
Make the Pie Higher

"I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family."

— Greater Nashua, New Hampshire · January 27, 2000

My Chemical Neighborhood investigating what the gods did