Good Neighbor

Approvedby all available gods

Official Character Sheet · D&D 5e

My Chemical Neighbourhood

Rogers

It's a beautiful day in this neighborhood

Paladin 6 / Bard 1 · Character Level 7 · Proficiency +3

"Violence is rarely the answer." [smites monster into next zip code] "I'm glad we had that conversation."

Class & Level

Paladin 6 / Bard 1

Background

Neighbor (Homebrew)

Race

Human (Ambiguously Timeless)

Alignment

Lawful Wholesome

Band Role

Drums · The Shield Cymbal

Experience

Enough

Ability Scores

Str

Dex

Con

Int

Wis

Cha

Combat

/ 63 Hit Points

Armor Class

Initiative

Speed (ft)

Proficiency

Spell Save DC 15

Spell Attack +7

Casting Stat CHA

Saving Throws

Strength+3

Dexterity+0

Constitution+2

Intelligence+1

Wisdom+5

Charisma+7

Skills

AcrobaticsDex+0

Animal HandlingWis+2

ArcanaInt+1

AthleticsStr+6

DeceptionCha+4

HistoryInt+4

InsightWis+5

IntimidationCha+4

InvestigationInt+1

MedicineWis+2

NatureInt+1

PerceptionWis+5

PerformanceCha+7

PersuasionCha+10

ReligionInt+4

Sleight of HandDex+0

StealthDex+0

SurvivalWis+2

Proficiency in all armor, shields, and martial weapons. Passive Perception 14.

The Vibe Sheet

Band · My Chemical Neighbourhood

Instrument · The Shield Cymbal (also a shield)

Catchphrase · "I'd prefer not to." (then smites)

Tragic flaw · Cannot give a straight answer about his past

Divine Sense Pal 1

Action: detect celestials, fiends, undead within 60 ft until end of next turn. Uses = 1 + CHA modifier (5) per long rest.

Lay on Hands Pal 1

Touch to restore HP from a pool of 30 HP per long rest. Or expend 5 HP to cure one disease or neutralize one poison.

Divine Smite Pal 2

On hit, expend a spell slot: +2d8 radiant per level (1st) up to +5d8 (4th). +1d8 on undead/fiend. Crit: double the extra dice. Delivered after a sincere monologue.

Extra Attack Pal 5

Attack twice whenever you take the Attack action.

Aura of Protection Pal 6

Allies within 10 ft add +4 (CHA mod) to all saving throws while Rogers is conscious. Nobody asked for this. It just happens.

Sacred Weapon Pal 3 — Channel

Action: imbue weapon with CHA bonus (+4) to attack rolls for 1 minute. Emits bright light 20 ft, dim 20 ft.

Bardic Inspiration (d6) Bard 1

Bonus action: give one creature within 60 ft a d6. They add it to one ability check, attack, or save within 10 min. 1 use per long rest.

Jack of All Trades Bard 1

Add +1 (half prof) to any ability check you're not already proficient in.

Aura of Protection Personality

Personality: Violence is rarely the answer. [smites] I'm glad we had that conversation.
Ideal: Everyone deserves to be heard.
Bond: The neighborhood. I carry it with me wherever I go.
Flaw: I have been told I am difficult to get a straight answer from.

Spell slots refresh on long rest ↓

1st

2nd

3rd

Cantrips · free, no slots

Sacred Flame C Thaumaturgy C

1st Level

Bless 1st Cure Wounds 1st Shield of Faith 1st

2nd Level

Aid 2nd Zone of Truth 2nd

3rd Level

Revivify 3rd Dispel Magic 3rd

Spell Save DC 15 · Spell Attack +7 · Casting Stat CHA (+4)

Attack	Bonus	Damage	Notes
The Shield Cymbal	+6	1d6+3 b.	Thrown 20/60. Also a drum cymbal. No one notices it leave the kit.
Longsword	+6	1d8+3 s.	"I'd prefer not to."
Divine Smite	—	+2d8 rad.	Per slot level above 1st: +1d8. Crit: double. Only after monologue.
Lay on Hands	—	30 HP pool	Comforting hand on shoulder. Sincere eye contact. Works every time.
Bardic Inspiration	—	1d6	A kind word. Somehow it works. Recharges on long rest.

The Shield CymbalShield (+2 AC) and cymbal simultaneously. Nobody ever sees it leave the drum kit.

The Cardigan of AmbiguityWondrous Item. Requires attunement (automatic). Cannot be removed willingly.

Chain Mail+6 AC. Very shiny. Possibly anachronistic. Nobody mentions it.

LongswordRarely drawn. "I'd prefer not to."

Spare Shoes ×7Appears from nowhere. Different pair each location. No one questions it.

Holy SymbolUnclear whose. Equally valid for both possible identities.

Thieves' ToolsPresent in the bag. Unexplained. He does not acknowledge them.

Background & LanguagesCommon, the Language of the Heart (Persuasion advantage with children and animals), and an unsettling amount of vocabulary that nobody can quite place.

⚡ The Cardigan of Ambiguity

Whenever someone asks an impertinent question about Rogers's identity — roll a d20.

🚃 Call the Trolley 1/Session

The trolley appears. Everyone accepts this as normal. Nobody can explain where the tracks came from.

Resets on long rest or DM whim.

👟 The Shoes & Session Gags

The Shoes

Every time the party enters a new location, Rogers changes shoes. Never explain why.

The Trolley Bell

Whenever something dramatic happens: ding ding. Nobody knows where the sound came from.

Bush's Leadership

GWB: "I have a plan." Rogers: "I believe everyone deserves to be heard." Party: "THAT IS NOT AN ENDORSEMENT." Rogers: "Nor is it a criticism."

Dice Roller

—

roll a die

Background

Origin

I come from a good neighborhood. Everyone there knew each other's names. I think about it often. Where it was, exactly, is harder to say.

Before the Campaign

I was doing something important. Something involving service, I believe. The details are a little hazy but the feeling is very clear.

Why I Adventure

I think everyone deserves someone in their corner. This seemed like the right corner to be in.

Rogers · Paladin 6 / Bard 1 · Level 7 ♦ "I'd prefer not to." · The Shield Cymbal